Reusable Slaughter Bottle (32oz) Color:Black Don’t be caught dead without

Don’t be caught dead without it

Black Tea Flavored With Peach

Art by Paul Rentler

And that means she gets her own officially licensed t-shirt

Reusable Slaughter Bottle (32oz) Color:Black Don’t be caught dead withoutIntroducing our most exciting advancement in thirst slaughtering yet: The Slaughter Bottle. Originally it was just a Liquid Death can with a dream of dismembering thirsts repeatedly until the earth gets sucked into the sun. It trained. It bulked up. It underwent dangerous experimental procedures at the hands of our least ethical scientists. Now, this towering, hulking drinking vessel is armed with a lid allowing for eternal reusability and brutally