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A delightfully unbothered cartoon poop

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Bless This Shitshow Embroidery Kit incrementbyfour like how the remote alwaysThis suspiciously wholesome embroidery kit features delicate red and blue lettering, dainty little flowers, and the kind of energy that says, Yes, my life is a flaming circus tent, but at least its decorative. The crisp white background makes the chaos feel classy, while the phrase Bless This Shitshow ties it all together like a bow on a dumpster fire. Included: a 6" bamboo hoop, printed fabric, floss in just pretty enough colors, two needles (in case