Reusable Slaughter Bottle (32oz) Cat_Seasonal-Halloween They told us we might

They told us we might burn in health for making this low-calorie doormat

We partnered with Igloo to create the perfect cooler to meet the demanding needs of thirsty serial killers on the go

But these killer cans of soda-style sparkling will attack your tastebuds with soda-level flavor and only 1/10th of the sugar

Kegs are expected to ship mid-April

Reusable Slaughter Bottle (32oz) Cat_Seasonal-Halloween They told us we mightIntroducing our most exciting advancement in thirst slaughtering yet: The Slaughter Bottle. Originally it was just a Liquid Death can with a dream of dismembering thirsts repeatedly until the earth gets sucked into the sun. It trained. It bulked up. It underwent dangerous experimental procedures at the hands of our least ethical scientists. Now, this towering, hulking drinking vessel is armed with a lid allowing for eternal reusability and brutally